by shawty Swiftie November 7, 2023

by Anthothefag November 19, 2016

Phil Swift is the maddest lad ever....
I mean he sawed a boat in half... did you ever saw a boat in half... I dont think so!
I mean he sawed a boat in half... did you ever saw a boat in half... I dont think so!
by Tarix__ December 12, 2018

by deepspace_69 July 2, 2025

Also known as the music industry, born on December 13th, 1989 is a global superstar. Taylor Swift possesses three cats which two are girls and one a boy, Olivia, Meredith, Benjamin. Taylor Swift as of 2022 has nine studio albums, and two rerecorded (Taylor's Version) albums; Fearless (Taylor's Version) and Red (Taylor's Version). In order, Taylor Swift (2006); Fearless (2008); Speak Now (2010); Red (2012); 1989 (2014); Reputation (2017); Lover (2019); Folklore (2020); Evermore (2020); Fearless (Taylor's Version) (2021); Red (Taylor's Version) (2021), are all the albums that she currently has released. Lover (2019) up until Red (Taylor's Version) (2021) she owns. Any album circa 2006 - 2017 Taylor does not currently own and is rerecording to gain control and slapping (Taylor's Version) branding on each new rerecord. Taylor Swift is a force of nature so do not mess with her because her fandom will either come for your head or she may write a certified bop about you. :):):)
Taylor Swift - Also known as; Blondie, T-Swizzle, Tay Tay, Mom, T-Swift, CurlyHead, Cat Lady, the list could go on forevermore ;)
by Nils Sjberg March 21, 2022

the most annoying popstar in history. She is everywhere and there's escape from boring blonde you can't even go five minutes without hearing her name or song on Tv or radio you even can't go to the toilet without hearing her name
by big ginger 88 August 6, 2024

Suzuki Swift - Owners are usually a behemoth,
Barely fitting ito the car they have to turn their neck sideways to sit , and need to overcompensate for the car they drive by making delicious pizzas and bragging about it.
Barely fitting ito the car they have to turn their neck sideways to sit , and need to overcompensate for the car they drive by making delicious pizzas and bragging about it.
“ Oh wow that Suzuki swift driver is an amazing pizzas chef , how did he get his pizza oven here ? “
by Lachtopuss July 11, 2023
