Michael

Basically means loser or bitch

You are being such a Michael

by Team name November 30, 2019

Michael

Usually a tall person who only talks about Russia. On special occasions, this person will celebrate the birth of The Soviet Union. This person also despises fortnite yet they are probably playing right now.

The Michael marches proudly on the newly paved Chinese communist streets

by michael467483949032 May 5, 2018

Michael

One who manages to be heavier than everyone else, despite them having a small/healthier diet than most. This term is frequently used in Southern California.

"He's a vegan."
"It doesn't look like it!"
"Well, thing is, he's a Michael."

"Oh!"

by MemeQueenTM July 17, 2018

Michael

A short weak sad Pearson who plays fortnite way too much, so much in fact that it’s unhealthy. Also a name to call someone when you are mad at them.

Dear god you’re such a Michael

by KyLyn It August 5, 2018

Michael

Bruno mars addict!

Michael this is the 12 time you’ve lisiten to that song today!

by Kitkatsnickers June 26, 2018

Michael

A little shit

Michael a little shit.

by IFryYoToaster August 13, 2019

Michael

Michael is a very fat and bald guy. Michael is from Chicago and loves Chicago sports teams. He is also bald

Your being a Michael right now

by bigdickmemo October 27, 2020