Levi-Jayne is an absolute goddess. You will never find anyone else like her. She is the pinnacle of amazing-ness. Do not search any further for a miracle.. when she was born, she was the miracle.
Best woman ever.
Attractive, loyal, crazy and so much fun.
Best woman ever.
Attractive, loyal, crazy and so much fun.
by DarkReign666 May 6, 2020

There was once a hamster named Levi. When he died, he could not be buried, since the ground was frozen. Instead of that, the owner put the carcass into a plastic bag, then into the freezer. And then managed to completely forget about it. A few months later the owner wanted to eat an ice cream, so she reached into the freezer, but to her surpise it was not an ice cream, but the beloved pet's frozen corpse.
by Cheeseburger101 May 22, 2022

He a god a sexy beast hes the senter of my life hes such a nice hardworking good man who can be very funny ive known one most of my life he dosent like me back i think but i like him <3
LEVI IS THE BEST PERSON TO ME
by XxGxxrgxxxX November 17, 2023

Levi is one of the most forgetting guys you could meet. Despite his forgetfulness, he is many things. He's so many things, I can name them all, but I'm not going to because we'd be here forever. He's caring, loving, and attractive. He likes 80s music and loves to poke fun at you in a joking way. He'll be your best friend and you might crush on him a couple of times along the way, but you'll stay friends. He'll be friends with you regardless of your problems, race, ethnicity, gender, and beliefs. He believes beauty is deeper than skin. He's dorky and will always make you smile at any time of day, even by just thinking about him. You might fantasize about a future with him, which may happen very well. You will never know if he has a crush on you or not due to his flirtatious glances toward you during class. If you are fortunate enough to know Levi, he'll be your best friend, your shoulder to cry on, and the love of your life. He'll never know it but you love him and you will forever. He's compassionate, driven, attentive, understanding, faithful, and a plethora of other things. He will drop everything and be ready to fight for anything and anyone he finds sacred and holds dear or is scared to lose. If you know Levi, you're blessed to know him.
Levi is the most wonderful man you're gonna meet and you can never leave him. He'll love you forever.
by HolyCheeriosBroski! January 6, 2023

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by Nameless_man_of_the_west February 24, 2019
