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Lad

Lads are teenage boys who hang around in large groups getting high, smoking and picking on bystanders for mere humiliation. The common appearance of a lad is wearing Nautica or Ralph Lauren polo top, accompanied by a Nautica cap, Nike shoes (mostly Roshe runs or Free runs) and a North Face jacket. If you're looking for a lad, look on a rooftop in the city, as that is where they hang out. If not found there, look in Subway or a train-station.
(Outside Footscray Station)

Lad 1: Fresh Nautica jacket
Lad 2: Churrr
Lad 1: Fucking Nauticunt!
Lad 3: Let's go Subway fellas
Lad 4: Then we're going roof topping eshayy
Lad 5: Freshhhh
by kyssssssssssssssssssss June 14, 2014
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Lads points

A game where a group of boys gain points for sex,

1 points for normal sex.
2 points for getting oral sex,
3 points for anal.
Bob: "Think im winnin at lads points now, I got anal last night, and head from this chick!!! 5 points!!!!! I got 27 now!"

Jack: "ahh your still beatin me!"
by Iwin..... January 24, 2011
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The 'lad' that time forgot

When a male member of the older generation commits an act or says something which is defined by younger peers as what an absolute 'Lad' would say/do.
"Your Dad is so funny, he should come out with us more often!"
"I know, right? He's like The 'lad' that time forgot!"

"You know, back in my day boys, I was considered a bit of a ladykiller!"
"Alright, don't big yourself up 'lad' that time forgot!"
by Jamesn331 November 30, 2013
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AYUP LAD

A GREETING COMMONLY USED IN YORKSHIRE ENGLAND.
AYUP LAD HOWS YOUR DAY GOING?”
by Reb 🦛 March 23, 2021
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Biggest lad

Boy: heres money female
Girl: thanks ur the biggest lad
by Biggest lad June 8, 2018
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Lads and Cunts

I’m loving this FA cup final. I hope the lads beat the cunts; I’ve supported them all my life. Ultimately it’s immaterial who wins, it’s just a victory for the beautiful game that is “lads and cunts”, the UK’s national sport.
by Labrador Dog Puppy May 14, 2022
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