Joel

someone who has absolute dog shit opinions in The Strokes' fan base.

Originated on the instagram page @/thestrokesconfessions, where an anonymous, later found out to be named Joel, when he called the song Selfless off the band's 2020 album The New Abnormal "mid". Since then he's been plaguing the account with god awful takes, and has become mutually hated by strokes fans, so much so that people now accediste anyone with bad opinions regarding the band and their music as Joel.
you: the strokes haven't been relevant since room on fire
me: no one fucking loves you joel
by radiohorsecock March 23, 2022
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Joels

The distance between the two aureolas
how many joels have you got?
by ebradley November 15, 2017
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Mexican Joel

A mexican joel is the best drug lord in town; sells joint for a buck. No one knows his gender but they assume he is related to thanos
Dam those bath salts were pretty cheap
Yeah my plugs a Mexican Joel
by YaBoi Hibberto December 07, 2018
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joels diner

Leftover restaurant food reheated from the previous night. This diner, also makes mac n cheese and forgets to add the cheese, so you will receive just the mac. Also, if your food has to be grilled, your food will smell like burnt hair. (from the cooks eyebrows)
Joels diner is not a location i would recommend going to under any circumstances...UNLESS if you're going on a date with a psycho person and want to lose their interest real quick, then joels diner is the place for you. I wouldn't even feed it to my dog, or my liger.
by feastmeister February 24, 2017
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Joel X Earley

The act of punching your significant other without consent
Kieran entered a heated exchange with his wife and gave her the eat, sleep, Joel X Earley, repeat
by Tione Kinge January 02, 2024
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Joel X Earley

The act of physically assaulting your other half without asking for their consent
Kieran was having an arguement with his wife and gave her the eat, sleep, Joel X Earley repeat
by Tione Kinge January 02, 2024
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