im gonna touch an guitar in your head

complete nonsense

Eric: You're drunk, go home.
Javier: JFIF, *burp* you home, go drun- *burp* im gonna touch an guitar in your head you *dies*
Eric: o ok

by aaronehhh July 31, 2016

Show My Dad's Friend Guitar Hero

A commonly used excuse to leave a social situation for a few minutes to masturbate

I'll be right back. I have to go show my dad's friend guitar hero really fast.

by Filbs April 7, 2008

nothing stop a dicc more quicc than a guitar picc

A A A A A H H H H H

nothing stop a dicc more quicc than a guitar picc *flicc* *SCREAMS*

by Axeolotl August 30, 2018

Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon

An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.

"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."

"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"

,or,

Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!

by Derek Weyhrauch February 27, 2008

Kurapika😳is🤸 ♀️now✨🌊drowning🌊✨in😁an🐸indescribable💋emptiness❤ *HAPPY GUITAR SOLO*

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by Kurapikastan January 29, 2021

kurapika😳is🏃 ♂️now✨🌊drowning🌊✨in😁an🐸indescibibal💋emptiness❤*HAPPY GUITAR SOLO*🎸

An internet meme from a well-known anime, Hunter X Hunter. Gain fame in TikTok. Mainly used in cursed HxH TikTok memes.

A: Hey how are you feeling today?
B: kurapika😳is🏃 ♂️now✨🌊drowning🌊✨in😁an🐸indescibibal💋emptiness❤*HAPPY GUITAR SOLO*🎸

by ichozuku December 11, 2020

Teaching Guitar

The act of having sex with the person you are teaching.

i was Teaching Guitar to Sarah over the summer.

by Limpzad November 29, 2011