deuce delay

When your about to leave and you have an unexpected bowel movement.
I was about to leave out the house but I had a deuce delay.
by bigfnjess March 17, 2014
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The Deuce is on the Loose

Euphemism for a bowel movement, especially diarrhea.
"Hey, how are you feeling? Any better?"

"Yeah my nose isn't stuffed up but the deuce is on the loose, still."
by hiddendragon March 22, 2012
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Deuce Slot

A phase that gives reference to one's anus. This term derives from the derogatory word deuce which is slang for a bowel movement.
by Slim Pixx February 07, 2009
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deuce processor

To go number 2 in someone's desktop computer. Similar to an upper decker, but much more inappropriate.
The gentleman with the dickeration was not pleased to find some had installed a deuce processor in his machine overnight.
by knasty2 February 03, 2010
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deuce cage

Most often a bathroom stall, however, any room with a toilet and a working door may be considered a deuce cage.
While doing work in the deuce cage, the preferred throne pal is a Gameboy DS.
by Fellow Goomba June 25, 2014
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deuce and dash

To take a shit, and then leave the bathroom without washing your hands.
I was at a urinal when I saw Bob deuce and dash! Note to self: Do not shake Bob's hand again.
by madworld May 31, 2013
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deuced air

a fart, or noisome gas passed from the same orifice as a Number Two
Dude, step away: I just deuced air! OR Damn: open a window! This car stinks of deuced air.
by pedantic99 March 24, 2011
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