Cube People

Individuals who work in a corporate office where their primary workstation is a cubicle. They are tasked with making decisions that impact an entire corporation or organization. The decisions they make are often, if not always, terrible decisions that a significantly larger group of people who do the physical work in the field have to suffer through. For a group to be considered “Cube People” they must…

1. Be in charge of making decisions that others not working in a comfortable office must complete or comply with.

2. Have very little or no practical knowledge for what they are making decisions on.

Supervisor: Team, as you all know we had an incident last week where Larry tripped on his own shoelaces. Going forward an alarm will ring on the intercom every 15 minutes. When you hear the alarm, please stop what you are doing and check your shoelaces.

Employee: Who come up with this genius idea?

Supervisor: I got an email from corporate this morning mandating it.

Employee: Fucking Cube People!

by Mr_Mcmister December 10, 2023

Cube of Meat

Whenever a large gathering of people all collapse inward and end up in a massive orgy

"Yo did you see that huge cube of meat at Peyton's party?"

by JimJimJr. November 01, 2017

Cube Runners

pluh runners

game about cubes running hehe

tickle toesies

Frank: Wanna play Cube Runners?

XDEE1: pluh

by glowtsu August 19, 2023

Cube Runners

A popular applab game made by someone named XDEE1, it is a game about cubes and there are multiple gamemodes, such as Robberys, Horror, Flash Flood Survival, and Glass Bridge, this game has trusted user and multiple great staff members, go install it on VR

Let's go play Cube Runners!
I wanna play Cube Runners.
Cube Runners is amazing!
Check out Cube Runners!

by Dementia2749 August 19, 2023

S Cube

shit, shower and shave

I'm gonna S Cube it before we go out.

by cindykay October 23, 2008

cube goodie

any personal item used to decorate a cubical - normally from posters to collectible figures that are geek chic in nature

dude? did you see that huge bruce campbell figure in john's cubicle?
yeah, he's got alot of swank army of darkness cube goodies...
(2 break off into 'this is my BOOMSTICK!' quotes)

by svnah February 25, 2011

Fire Cube

A reality-bending object which should never be dealt with.

Fire Cubes cannot be explained with math or Science

by Hot Pot Guy December 26, 2022