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Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.
by Caramirdan October 3, 2016
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Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.
by Caramirdan October 3, 2016
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Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.
by Caramirdan October 3, 2016
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Creep buddy

A friend you can talk to - one that gives encouraging words of advice.

Also is available to assist with sexual needs. Creep buddy
Last night me and my creep buddy went to the movies.
by Krystal white December 15, 2016
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creep radar

A 6th sense most have about whether people are a creep or not.
"Oh my god some guy just asked for selfies and my address my creep radar is going off"
by Coolking112 December 3, 2015
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creep freak

A person that is creepy and freaky at the same time. They creep and freak you out .
Girl: "OMG! YOURE SUCH A CREEP FREAK EMILY!! LEAVE ME TF ALONE!!"

Emily: " I just like hanging out with you and watchin you sleep that's all"😊
by lil nene December 8, 2015
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Tactical creep

A tactical creep is when one is unsure of their situation romantically, whether it be at the start of a relationship, during flirtatious conversation or even 4 years down the line when it's nearly too late to turn back.
This involves using social media to browse through the person's photos, just reassure oneself that what they are about to do/are doing/ or will never do, is satisfactory.
Dean - I had to go on a tactical creep last night.

Owen - Why so?

Dean - Just to reassure myself that the girl I was talking to didn't look like Rocky Dennis.

Owen - That's tactical man.

Dean - Oh yeah.
by WeAreDamned March 10, 2016
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