COVID Time

The time distortion in your memory because of the disruption and stress caused by the pandemic.

The Beirut explosion happened a month ago? It was a month in real time, and a week in COVID Time.

by airsafe September 4, 2020

carrot dresser time

A feddish for sex with someone dressed as a carrot

its carrot dresser time

by Fost Ape September 13, 2017

Spaghetti Time

another way of saying a girls on her period.

Damn Girl! I can smell that Spaghetti Time like a motha F*cka.

by iSkeet707 January 7, 2012

The Wheel of Time

The Wheel of Time is a fantasy series of 14 novels in the main series + one prequel written by Robert Jordan. 11 of the Books along with the prequel were written by him before his untimely passing but the series was finished by Brandon Sanderson.

"The Wheel of Time" is one of the greatest fantasy epics ever written.

by Jimmy, I like Murder. February 13, 2024

Time Drunk

That feeling you get when you're not quite awake and you're not quite tired, the moment you've been up early and don't go to bed until late, around 1am.

I wrote this when I was time drunk so I apologize for any mistakes

by MelodyMidnight July 19, 2019

Paddy Time

The time in which someone decides whenever the fuck they want to turn up to something, even if it had a predetermined time agreed.

"Where is he? We were due to start 30 minutes ago"

"Dunno mate, think he's running on Paddy Time"

by bespectacled_wanker March 1, 2021

Raj Time

When somebody is late to something than rest of the world is they are said to be on Raj Time.

Mark 1: I just saw Vince Carter's Dunk Contest, have you seen it?
Mark 2: Bro, You are on Raj Time.

by MarkAF September 3, 2016