sorry, i won't do it again

Something that depending on the person is either a fortunate truth or a spiralling lie.

Guy 1: bro don't do that
Guy 2: sorry, i won't do it again
3 hours later
Guy 1: bruh you said you wouldn't
Guy 2: sorry sorry i didn't mean it i won't repeat this
2 minutes later
Guy 1: i give up

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 March 21, 2021

doing a rod

falling asleep at work

man rod is doing a rod again,

by noddingrod July 1, 2016

Doing a Middy

Disappearing from a chatroom but not removing your name from the attending list.

She is doing a middy

by Bubbles85 January 8, 2009

doing a Matt

When you constantly cock block yourself and call your crush a "fat whale" and call that 'flirting.'

Guy 1: Wtf why doesn't my crush like me back

Guy 2: Umm maybe because you made her pay on the date and they said "goodbye fat bitch" at the end

Guy 1: Oh shit, I 'm doing a Matt

by ummokaymatt June 9, 2018

Do’

“doe”
a short hand for hundred

“Just made a do’ off tips last night.”

by PJFETTY November 23, 2021

do a pocho

When someone is there for you until a better option shows up. Then they leave for that other plan even if they have to let you die.

do a pocho is like

- andres: hey guys take me there, so we can get in the helicopter
- andres: thanks for bringing me... is too late for you guys, im getting in the helipter leaving you all behind, (gets in chopper)
- all of us: -.-

by josejaram March 10, 2018

to do a flynn

to decimate ones toilet by shitting in a perfect cicle on the rim

tom:i just did a massive flynn

other tom: what the fuck

tom: to do a flynn is a otherworldy event

by Haydenbates February 18, 2024