nut vision

A short girl who's eye level is close to a mans penis at all times standing up and craves every niggas nuts

"Damn that hoe always be at nut vision"

by STRAIGHTSAVAGE June 29, 2015

Fluffy Nutted Erection

When your erection gets a cottony/pus filled substance on the head from all that gonorrhea from your neighbors ex-girlfriend.

Mike: Dude, she just fluffy nutted your ass.
John: Damn straight. I got a fluffy nutted erection for life.

by randomgirl182 October 9, 2012

Macadamia Nuts

When you go get a tan, but your balls didn’t get tanned and are pale in comparison to the rest of your body.

I went to the beach the other day. My girl really liked my tan, but didn’t like my macadamia nuts. :/

by Justice for Rachel December 26, 2020

Shivering Nuts

When your so scared, that your love sacks start shaking up your swimmers to wake em' up.

Dude that movie was so scary! My wife was playing with my Wiggler Jigglers, and she noticed my Shivering Nuts.

by genemutant November 7, 2023

Blue conned nut

A leftist that believes any and all woes especially violent mob actions comes from conservatives or those that don’t fit in their assigned social roles as per the leftist philosophies

L: The police caused this riot

Friend speaking reason: don’t be a blue conned nut they tried to save a kid being held hostage

by Nightbard March 7, 2021

Nuts

Balls

Ur nuts are big

by anonymous January 30, 2022

nut snake

Euphemism for a penis. Originates from the terms nuts for testes. Created by Theo Von.

The guy runnin the Gravitron asked if we wanted to rock then he showed us that nut snake.

by PoopMongrual May 12, 2023