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Queef dust balls

When an elderly woman's wrinkly, shriveled up vagina is so dusty from vacancy, that when she becomes aroused from fingering her puss with her knitting tools she gets wound up. Then she queefs out a large queefy dust ball composed of gray pube hair and fluffy yarn.

Discloser: Warning this may be inappropiate for your grandchildren to read; they don't wanna read about your puss.
The "cat" doctor discovered a rather bulbous queef dust ball in nanas' cooter. He diagnosed her with queef dust balls syndrome.
by Auddy && Kels July 1, 2011
mugGet the Queef dust ballsmug.

shag some balls

Hitting some practice balls on the driving range at the golf course
Wanna go shag some balls before we play a round?
by Shaggin May 12, 2016
mugGet the shag some ballsmug.

grabbing your balls

A term used when there is a sudden change in anything. Either weather, a life situation, or even music. You must grab your balls in order to protect them pain, or excitabillity.
"Dude a ufo just landed over there, why aren't you grabbing your balls?"
Or
"When the hurricane hit, I had to grab my balls and wait it out"
by sodumbidk September 15, 2016
mugGet the grabbing your ballsmug.

golf ball cheeks

Someone with very large cheeks. They tend to look like golf balls on the face.
Adam: That girl has large cheeks.
Ben: Yes, they look like golf ball cheeks.
by Nimrod228 May 12, 2010
mugGet the golf ball cheeksmug.

suculent gum ball

When a female puts a male's ball sack in her mouth while chewing on the scrodum and swirling them around in her mouth.
I just got a suculent gum ball from a hooker for 25 $! Sweet fucking deal!
by Vaginal Disschargation July 20, 2009
mugGet the suculent gum ballmug.

keep the ball rolling

Maintain a level of activity in and enthusiasm for a project.
Although we lost our project lead, it our responsibility to keep the ball rolling and meet our target.
by LeoRuab October 9, 2013
mugGet the keep the ball rollingmug.

cannon ball dookie

When a person attempts to make a "cannon ball" jump off a pier or diving board into a body of water while taking a dump at the same time.
Daniel Tosh showed a cannon ball dookie on Tosh.O last week and it was the funniest thing i've ever seen
by 61920 August 16, 2011
mugGet the cannon ball dookiemug.

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