Gay Next Door

A gay guy that's generally effeminate but not as flashy as richer west coast gays. The gay next door is a mid-western/Southern species that tends to be naive, idealistic, and slightly more conservative. Think Chris Colfer from Glee, Trixie Mattel out of drag, or the one gay teenager you went to High School with who was middlingly popular. They're good to have around because they're wholesome enough as not to scare the straight people. He's the type to go on a Grindr date and start wedding planning the next day.

I went on a second date with the Gay Next Door and he asked me what we were to each other.

by xXxBilliexXx April 2, 2022

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gay horse syndrome

when a male, typically gay, sometimes bisexual, often a furry, has a massive dick
however, he secretly wished to be the bottom, but due to his features, he is relegated to top by default

I've deleted grindr, every guy I hooked up with wanted me to top because of the size of my cock, I think I might be suffering from the gay horse syndrome

by KateHanami April 7, 2022

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Gay baby game

Fifa

‘my boyfriends playing that gay baby game ugh’

by hankypankypancake January 24, 2021

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Straight-gay female

A heterosexual identifying cis gendered woman who dates human beings who identify as men.

“I’m taking this straight-gay female on a date today! I’m excited!” Tommy stated to his friends as he got his hair cut.

by Prettybabetheone March 20, 2021

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Your Mother Is Gay

An insult that nerds use to "win" fights. if anyone says this the other person shall explode due to complete simpleness

Bully: DID U DO MY HOMEWORK?

Nerd: No

Bully: STUPID NERD FIGHT ME

Nerd: Your Mother Is Gay

Bully: *Organs implode and head explodes due to simpleness

by Markdabetterer_M9 April 13, 2021

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Gay Little monkey

What a dog and a yearbook
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
he lookin’ kinda funky
What a dog and a yearbook
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
He lookin’ kinda funky

My name is Nathaniel
but my friends call me retarded
My dad left me, I was supposed to be ‘barted

I have a disease, most likely I’m diabetic

They hate on me cause of my child fetish

What a dog and a yearbook
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
He lookin’ kinda funky
What a dog and a yearbook (Bruh)
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
He lookin’ kinda funky (Bruh)

I miss Jah so much, just like Daniel's name
Cause Jahseh is so kawaii, he’s dead I feel ashamed
Michael Boatwright, fuck you
I can’t believe you done this
He meant everything to me, I am so fucking swaggy

Fuck soldier kid (Bruh Bruh)
Fuck soldier kid (Bruh Bruh)
Fuck soldier kid (Bruh Bruh)
Fuck soldier kid

What a dog and a yearbook
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
He lookin’ kinda funky
What a dog and a yearbook
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
He lookin’ kinda funky

This is a certified hood classic

Gorg is a Gay Little Monkey

by Nevsterb April 19, 2021

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