time is a thief

It means that the time is going faster then you thought, and that it can have consequences.

You better get the butter, time is a thief.

by 22AndJew May 29, 2017

Naked Time

A time honored tboy tradition where you spend 15 minutes pacing around your room covered in gel trying not to touch anything. It’s called “naked time” because you are naked the entire time.

A lot of tboys take HRT via testosterone gel. They slather that shit all over their bodies every single day so it gets absorbed through their skin. However, they can’t put clothes on immediately after because clothes can also absorb the gel, which means their bodies won’t. Because tboys are all geniuses, they developed naked time as an innovative solution to this dilemma.

“Bro I walked in on Oliver completely naked — tdick out and everything. I’m pretty sure he was covered in some weird lotion too.”

“It’s called naked time, and it’s an important part of how tboys testosteronemaxx.”

by PenisEnvy July 14, 2025

winter-time

Refers to da extra hours dat you get during da end-of-da-year season for sleeping, hobbies. indoor leisure-activities, etc., due to its often being too chilly and/or dark outside to preform da mundane-drudgery tasks dat you'd otherwise feel obliged to do while da weather was milder and there were more hours of daylight.

Having extra winter-time to relax and recreate is all well and good, but da problem wid dat is dat da tasks dat you would ordinarily have performed during those colder/darker months will still hafta be completed eventually, and so you will therefore have additional arduous/tedious "spring tasks" to grumble/wheeze through come warmer weather.

by QuacksO November 15, 2019

tim time

tit in mouth time, Where a man gets a tit in his mouth.

Gabe: You see Huddy was with a girl last night?

Grady: Yeah i heard it was Tim Time all night

by chicken jockey69 July 13, 2025

Teddy time

When you tell your mum your taking the dog out for a walk but you just shag it instead.

Mum I’m taking the dog for a bit of teddy time.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

Pandemic Standard Time

The time zone everyone on Earth is on due to the pandemic. All of time seems to be mushed and nobody can remember the day.

Two friends texting in late 2020:
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"

Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"

by Licensed_Nerd November 2, 2020

Mommy Time

When the kid is asleep, or gone (with grandma and grandma/ sitter) and mommy has time to enjoy the quiet. An O and a couple glasses are always a plus if it happens. Needless to say avoiding "mom, mom, mom,mom, mommy...."

Kid is with grandma tonight. Mommy time ensues....

by Whoskidisthis? June 17, 2023