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sea monkey

a stupid sounding person or if someone has a bad stutter.
" he was such a sea monkey when he spoke"
by rickadoi January 13, 2023
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monkey king 2

"yo do you know monkey king 2?"

"yeah hes not a bigot so i dont f*** with him"
by mick <33#2984 June 17, 2022
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Monkey News

A cult classic radio/podcast feature on "The Ricky Gervais Show", in which Karl Pilkington tells Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant a ludicrous story about some monkey(s), which is always equally retarded and hilarious.
"Ooh, CHIMPFANCY THAT it's monkey news ya fuckigrrrcnt..."

"He drove to Spain"

"DON'T TALK SHIT"
by hans_chavez June 5, 2024
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Funny Monkey

Adjective: To be the cool person in a group or Somebody people look up to in the comedic scene.
Dude, that show was so Funny Monkey. I'll need to show this to all my friends.
by DevilMoss March 9, 2021
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Scroll monkey

A scroll monkey is a person who spends a bulk of their awake-life scrolling through the feed in their social media accounts, such as Facebook or Instagram.
Person A: What an amazing class/movie/show that was!

Person B: I had no idea. I was on my phone, being a scroll monkey.
by LordRam May 20, 2016
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Monkey Futz

to be a fucking monkey, "a noi-nch"; a theif, robber or just an average-everyday good for not a damn thing police officer!
You're an ugly Minkey Futz! Motha' Fuck.
by Control Room November 23, 2003
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Space monkey

When you make yourself pass out by breathing in and out excessively (hyperventilating) and then blow on your thumb as hard as you can so that you look like a monkey and then have someone press on your neck on both sides of your blood vessels until you pass out.
Dude have you ever tried to space monkey?
Yeah bro it knocked me out!
by Clinered July 23, 2022
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