death monkey

Being extremely hungover after a New Years party at your boyfriends involving an alcoholic liquid called Absinthe.

Hey Spencer, I feel like a death monkey.

by chickenfcuk January 2, 2012

Beans and Monkey Dicks

A term used to refer to a canned meal consisting of beans and hotdogs, included in a box of USMC combat rations, aka C-Rats.

Upon opening his box of C-Rations, Private Schmuckateli explains, ‘Fuck, not another can of Beans and Monkey Dicks!

by LaughingAloud July 21, 2025

big monkey man

A classic s.k.a. reggae song from.

I heard Any Winehouse doing the cover at the end one of her shows on TV.

'...it's no lie, it's no lie
Huggin up the big monkey man....'

by VillageWalls July 23, 2021

Monkey

Something that we should aspire to return to

Guy: I am bored
Guy two: Look at this dick
Guy: RETURN TO MONKEY IT is tiME BROTHeR

by greyideas get edgy September 23, 2021

monkey nerve

Primal instinct, especially sexual arousal.

Just the touch of his hand jolted my monkey nerve.

by Downtime Desires April 15, 2015

Monkey's Paw

A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.

I cant eat tacos today, I gave myself a Monkey's paw this morning and I forgot which hand it was.

by Dandalorian December 15, 2022

beat the monkey to the road

To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.

"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"

by kastagire July 28, 2021