Upside Down Mustard Container (noun)
1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.
2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.
2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.
by ggirlcolo May 2, 2023
Get the Upside Down Mustard Containermug. When you take someone's harry ass, vagina, or penis and rub your face all around there crab infested pubes.
by Mikey Mozzarella March 18, 2011
Get the The "Infested" Upside Down Chewbacamug. When I plus size woman decides the look up effect just isnt doing its job, women of size decide to look down usually into a sleeve or certain angle to hide said woman’s rolls form appearing on camera
by Shedure Williams November 8, 2023
Get the Look Down Effectmug. When a woman has to simplify an answer or explanation so a man can understand it. A variation of Dumb-It-Down. Opposite of “mansplaining”.
“Huh… You don’t understand why it takes me 3 times longer than you to get ready for the day? Well, let me Dame-It-Down for you… “
by KatieKat^•¥•^ September 30, 2021
Get the Dame-It-Downmug. me: says literally nothing
mom: PULL UR SHORTS DOWN. are u rlly abt to leave my house wearing those??
mom: PULL UR SHORTS DOWN. are u rlly abt to leave my house wearing those??
by dopeteens July 6, 2019
Get the pull ur shorts downmug. LONNIE KANG JUNIOR. BLACK NINJA 🥷. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR LBJAY MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE.
I invented and made and created and started muahlonnbeat down doubjraggin payback. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq March 2, 2025
Get the MuahLoNNBEaT Down DouBJraGGin paybackmug. When you combine Vegemite and maple syrup, smearing it on your girlfriend’s vagina before eating her out.
“Last night Stacy smeared Vegemite and maple syrup on her pussy, then had me eat her out”
“Oh you had a Canadian down under”
“Oh you had a Canadian down under”
by Cletus McClitoris August 12, 2025
Get the Canadian Down Undermug.