Monkey Ear

When somebody with longer hair (extending an inch or more past the ears) has a good bunch of flat laying hair posed directly in front of the ears, while still keeping the ears visible, near fully peaking out through the hairs color.
This resembles the side of a chimpanzees face, not a monkey, but colloquially.. who the hell cares.

This effect is particularly noticeable on lighter skinned people with darker hair colors, as their ear and hair more objectively match the look of a chimpanzees side profile.

Although if somebody is not in that category, the effect is still easy to spot!
"her hair always falls into a monkey ear, its kind of neat really." said Luigi Mangione, in a surprising quote he likely did not at any point say.
by ManifestationOfEveryGayThought December 29, 2024
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Anarchist Attic monkeys

The Anarchist Attic monkeys are just like the Artic Monkeys except Carolyn typed attic. We all made fun of her. But we love the name and we agree to be anarchist. It’s all guud tho.
The anarchist Attic monkeys are Carolyn, Manny, Jackie, Giulianna, piper, and Julian( Kevin if he wants
by Lil_manns February 10, 2021
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monkeying around

The act of goofing off and the involvement in any suspicious activities.
Hey you saw Aziz and Akhil over in the corner there yesterday? Yea, they were definitely monkeying around! (Aziz + Akhil = 2 monkeys)
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Monkeying around

When a group of people or an individual is dilly dallying, messing around, or doing any suspiciously inappropriate behavior.
Hey you remember when Aziz and Akhil were monkeying around that day? They were sure getting wild back there!
by RPDS Demo August 29, 2023
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monkey claw pocket

The little pocket on a pair of jeans, where you can only use one finger reach in to on a pair of jeans
Where did you put the pill at? its in my monkey claw pocket, good luck getting it out of there !
by Lil Bear,Papa Bear February 01, 2023
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Monkey temple

It is a place we’re humans forced to harvest bananas and it’s located outside of Obama city
Bro don’t go there I heard that’s the entrance to monkey temple
by The monkey expert February 16, 2022
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African Tunnel Monkey

A thin black penis completely surrounded by a frizzly mane of pubic hair. The penis is usually unfindable except be its' owner, who frequently keeps it tucked near his nut sack so he can find it easily. Although the African Tunnel Monkey is not a measure of dick size, it is uncommon to find a normal sized lingum engulfed in pubic hair.
Last night I was looking to get my twat stuffed by this new guy, but when he pulled down his pants all I could see was this African Tunnel Monkey... so I friend-zoned him.
by dr. abel September 10, 2013
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