Sperm web

Noun. It is a phenomenon that happens when a girl is being “courted” by a guy and they are about to get serious and then suddenly all of her exes, hoes, or random men start showing up trying to earn her affection. It’s as if all men are subconsciously connected through this sperm web.

“Bruh my ex boyfriend just texted me he misses me!” “Oh my god, ugh it must be the sperm web”

by Lolbrono January 17, 2023

Sperm Web

When Your Sperm Gets Caught In A Cobweb Or Spider Web

*Strokin Hard*
Oh Look A Sperm Web!

by Sky High CEO November 12, 2014

Dark web

A place where a bunch of pedo meet.
Don't go there if you don't want to be traumatized

A random pedo just showed me pedo photos involving child in the Dark web and now I'm traumatized :D

by It's moon August 11, 2023

dark web

According to the media, "dark web" is just a bunch of websites that they don't like.

The FBI cut off all the DNS domains that the dark web was using.

by NebyTheyIsDoesThey April 05, 2023

Web of Cob

any replicated variety of a spider’s Cob Web

During the Hallo’s of Ween, I decorate my house with a multitude of Web of Cob.

by Horizonogre November 08, 2019

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS

that annoying button that appears below almost every definition. when you click on it, it will bring you to a page where you can pay to promote your website.

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS is the most retarded sentence ever invented

by stereotypicallama July 05, 2023

Face full of web

Going down on a woman with 70'some bush

I thought that chick was hot, but she must have been a hippie or something because I ended up with a face full of web.

by FluffyBob September 18, 2016