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Holy Shit Jose

The opposite of Damn Daniel. When Jose brings his dirty ass white vans.
Holy shit Jose! Stay away from me with those dirty ass white vans!
by Holy shit jose May 25, 2022
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Jose fat ass

A nigga that is so fat he makes me want too fucking dive in a camel’s asshole
by I hate 🥷 June 2, 2022
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Jose

A nigga that can’t get it up and is packing 3 inches and get one bitch then thinks he gets all the bitches also did I mention he has Erectile dysfunction
Yo man did u here about the pussy he is such a jose
by Pussy slayer5 December 7, 2021
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Jose

A very adorable, handsome, man that you feel like you could do anything with and you wouldn't ever what to lose ever you lose him you're gonna regret it he is a dream man that you would want to marry some day and never EVER want to lose he would make you happy if your sad he's the sunshine of your life an you know know your gonna marry him some day
by adoorable December 13, 2021
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Jose Lemus

Jose Lemus is a person (most of the time Mexican) who has the power to knock someone out with a one blow, he's pretty much a psychopath and knows a lot of things the average human does not which can be creepy at times. He also has a big dick and is able to satisfy a girl to the point where she cant walk for a week so take care of your girl if he is around, but don't worry he only fucks bitches when he's in the right mood so don't worry about it too much. People also tend to hate on him because he has most things that some people might not have such as hoe's and style. Also never piss him off too much he will hunt you down and will literally murder you.
Damn look daddy Jose Lemus is finna go fuck on that bitch.
by Roxxete Rodriguez December 16, 2021
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Juan jose robayo

A person who always wants to improve himself and fulfill his dreams, the best friend you could ask for, will always give you a hand in difficult times and support you in your achievements, be careful if you fall in love with him because you will only receive love, hugs, songs that lull you and many other beautiful things.

“Search for one Juan Jose Robayo, you know you need it!”
Juan José Robayo + You = Your Soulmate!

Juan Jose Robayo, Person who loves music and his loved ones.
by El universo December 16, 2021
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Jose Lara

A man who lost to jonathan in a race
Jose Lara lost to jonathan in a race
by Ur slow December 21, 2021
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