Someone who is very weird. Although they have some moments of brilliance almost every time they speak everyone in the room gets dumber. You can also use it as an insult. Michael isn’t the brightest bulb on the Hanukkah tree and he normally acts very dumb. If you need some advice on how to lower your grade, IQ, or social status come to him.
by EpicSaxGuy16 October 23, 2019

a very rude person immature person. They sometimes are very loud and obnoxious but at times can be a pretty funny friend. He likes to call people gay sometimes too. Hanging around him can be fun at times but also can be infuriating because he likes to yell at you a lot. He also likes loose coochie.
Man 1: Man, Michael was very mean to me today!
Man 2: Are you sure? Michael helped me with Math today.
Man 1: But didn't he crumble the paper?
Man 2: Yeah, so? At least I learned something.
Man 1: I guess so...
Man 2: Are you sure? Michael helped me with Math today.
Man 1: But didn't he crumble the paper?
Man 2: Yeah, so? At least I learned something.
Man 1: I guess so...
by Hairambe February 9, 2019

by Bunny3187 January 14, 2019

A short weak sad Pearson who plays fortnite way too much, so much in fact that it’s unhealthy. Also a name to call someone when you are mad at them.
by KyLyn It August 5, 2018

by jacob billy September 24, 2018
