Peacock-Lad

A male that spends time admiring themselves before the mirror

We were hoping to leave home on time but the Peacock-Lad was strutting....

by JustSayingAs Your MammaWould February 16, 2023

Phat shotty that lad

"Phat shotty that lad." One of the most heard statements in Grimsby and surrounding areas. The statement refers to the amount of cannabis that the said person smokes through a plastic bong (usually made of a plastic bottle). There are many variations of the word that begins the dtatemeny, here is a list of words that go from the smallest amount of cannabis to the largest.
"Backy shotty that lad." Just tabbaco

"Shady shotty that lad." Not alot of cannabis

"Alright shotty that lad." Average serving of cannabis
"Phat shotty that lad." Lots of cannabis
"Norty shotty that lad." Couldn't possibly fit anymore cannabis in the shotty pipe.

*recieves shotty* "sound lad." *Smokes shotty* *coughs* "Phat shotty that lad."

by The Guru of Grimsby December 30, 2018

doing lad

saying whats up

yo doing lad how you been

by Freddyfrog511 July 28, 2022

'made a lad'

To be 'made a lad of' , or to have a 'lad made out of him'. Originally conceived as an intellectual concept concerning the relationship (sexual or non-sexual) between a 'daddylad' and his 'lad' aboard a certain Royal Navy T class submarine in the early 2000's.

Sailor A: <sniggers> Sticky's gone to shake his lad early again shippers

Sailor B: <chuckles> yeah, he's certainly 'made a lad' out of Gooch. That's the third sexy shake he's learned him with in as many off-watches.

by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021

premuim lad

a premuim lad carries the same characteristics of a normal lad but is much more fresher and includes metro features.
They are often seen in polos, bum bags, chinos, maxies, tns, converse

they may look like trouble but are less harmful than normal lads.

look at that premuim lad, looks so much better than those scumy dirty lads

by thecaptainkrunk May 11, 2013

Aims lad

A 5’2 hated guy with a love for causing arguments and chicken nuggets.

Oh wait, be careful there is aims lad over there.

by Joemac May 25, 2021

Ivan (absolute lad)

Guy with the biggest cock
Usually grows around 75 yards(68.58 meters)

Girl: Ivan (absolute lad) has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.

by Inoco November 21, 2021