Michael

Michael is the guy who sends you hella mixed signals but you fall for him anyways. His brown eyes make you melt when he stares at you. All the girls want him, and hes nice to everyone. Hes really funny and thats part of the reason you fall. Hes addictive and lovable. If you found yourself a Michael, never let him go babe,

girl 1 : "Bro ask michael if he thinks youre hot lol"
girl 2 : "nonono he scares me ! I can't ever tell how he feels about me "

by loveforages04 November 3, 2019

Michael

One who manages to be heavier than everyone else, despite them having a small/healthier diet than most. This term is frequently used in Southern California.

"He's a vegan."
"It doesn't look like it!"
"Well, thing is, he's a Michael."

"Oh!"

by MemeQueenTM July 17, 2018

Michael

A little shit

Michael a little shit.

by IFryYoToaster August 13, 2019

Michael

Michael is a very fat and bald guy. Michael is from Chicago and loves Chicago sports teams. He is also bald

Your being a Michael right now

by bigdickmemo October 27, 2020

Michaelism

Michaelism is a form of political belief that is normally considered centrist but in reality it’s more of a lack of knowledge on the subject of politics. Most Michaelists accept who runs the country and will happily follow them no matter the pros or cons

Man: Bro did you hear about the politic who-
Michaelist: I’m gonna stop you right there, I’m a Michaelist
Man: The fuck is a Michaelist?
Michaelist: I fall into the Michaelism spectrum of the political compass

by Suthons February 14, 2020

Michael

He is a big day jerk.

I met up with Michael today and he was a big fat jerk to me.

by Sad bill sally July 13, 2020

Michael

A name that over 4,000,000 people in the U.S. alone have. Is in the top 3 most common names in the U.S. Michael's are generally very awkward and sensitive and will overexaggerate anything possible.

Yeah, Michael just being his normal, dorky self.

by someotherkid2021 October 15, 2017