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Jose

A fat ugly buzz cut pig. He cheats on every girl he gets with. Do not date this creature he will literally love bomb and probably eat you with how big he is.
Jose: i like you

You: i dont like you

Jose: i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i love you

You: creep
by Sparkleunicornpuppy123 December 29, 2024
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Jose

A name that scientifically (J) has a huge thick cock most names that start with (D) have little cocks but not (J).....Jose is funny, sarcastic, sweet,cute, loves to fuck his girlfriend with his big cock, and he is forever nice!
Oh Sarah I got fucked yesterday by Jose's special huge thick cock!
by Suckkk_dick_for...freed.com February 1, 2018
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Jose Martin

Looks weird, acts weird.
Pleaser and mostly hard to read

May or may not a cunt.
by Dummu Lictifue March 7, 2022
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Jose Jayme

Jose Jayme is the name of a very gay individual. A Jose does not like people of dark skin and will do everything to get women away from him and out of his life. He is derogatory and a sweat at fortnite and lunchtime basketball. He is doodoo at life and always gets outrebounded by a Zaddy. He has a hot sister and thinks he is tuning his own sister. He is the size of Frodo and has a very short temper. A Jose Jayme constantly gets crossed up by a Shimmo and always will be blocked by a Berto. He has however completed one amazing achievement, he holds the record for the worlds largest head. Other words associated with a Jose Jayme can be: Josgay Gayme, Gayboi, Shooksay or even Faggot.
Your so gay, almost as gay as Jose Jayme
Stop being so Jose Jayme you faggot
I'm a homophobe, so i do not wish to be associated with Jose Jayme
"I'm Joseeee"-- iDubbz
by 241D3N July 1, 2019
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San Jose Water

New Amsterdam Peach Vodka & Sprite
Instead of buying drinks inside the venue, let's pregame with some San Jose Water
by thatonedudemaloof June 12, 2018
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