A sweet and caring man whose only goal in life is to please you. This medium-height Hispanic man with black hair and gorgeous brown eyes and mainly Christian beliefs will hold you closer than anyone else. When you date Alan you're going to marry him. He loves nicknames like Babe and Baby and will call you his princess!
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Every time he wears that "GA" bib he looks like a real Alan.
What are the odds there are seven Alans available to make a team.
I bet that Alan shaves his armpits
What are the odds there are seven Alans available to make a team.
I bet that Alan shaves his armpits
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