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Alan

Middle aged male that owns a small business, pays people damn near nothing, treats them like crap while also claiming every five minutes 'no one wants to work society is lazy'

Likely owns a house in an upscale neighborhood with a pool and gets their groceries delivered. Talks about how they are 'the little guy'
Oh my boss? He's such an Alan dude...he told me if I don't come to work on Christmas day that I will be fired...he only told me this at 11:30 at night Christmas Eve...
by TheMacNCheese@Home May 8, 2023
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Alan Zetina Montes De oca

The literal definition of a cute ass guy. You should keep him for all your life! You won't regret it. He is the type that plays fnf literally every single day. He blushes around you if you known him for a year. He also has a very small penis but just wait till it grows up. He is very dirty minded. He gets crushes easily so you have a chance to date him! Alan is smart, kind, funny, dirty minded, gamer, energetic, and is very loyal if your his friend, best friend, or even your bff! Overall he seems to be the most attractive.
???: That's my boyfriend Alan Zetina Montes De oca!
!!!: Wow he is so handsome๐Ÿ˜ณ
???: I know right?! Hes so attractive ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
by simp:D November 9, 2021
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Alan Li

This word is often used to compliment or describe someone of high Ohio Rizz Sigma Skibidi Toilet Fanum Tax Grimace Shake Alabama.
Alan Li: Ohio Rizz Sigma Skibidi Toilet Fanum Tax Grimace Shake Alabama ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€(โ—'โ—ก'โ—)(โ—'โ—ก'โ—)(โ—'โ—ก'โ—)SUIIIIIIIIIIII
by marcomonkey68421 December 11, 2023
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Alan

Slang used in parts of north Dublin Ireland to describe cocaine sometimes called Alan Rick
Aidan was asking Sean about his night out and what he got up to proceeds to ask where you on the Alan Rick aswell Sean says โ€œye course sure it was a Friday nightโ€
by JasonJCM April 5, 2023
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Alan Carey

A gay person who would do anything with a pulse tryโ€™s to avoid the urge of turning around for a cheeky look.RO
by DRoRo February 4, 2019
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Matthew alan Logsdon

Insult for someone who kisses their lil brother
by Matthew's lil Brotha October 3, 2022
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