Uncle D's Spare Tire

A term used to describe the midsection of an extremely fat and possibly homosexual man. It is a large, protruding ring of fat along the waste made especially visible when tight Adidas tops are worn by the person possessing it.

That man is huge, looks like he has "Uncle D's Spare Tire"

by JOBLO41 August 3, 2017

Leftover tired

The kind of tired you get after not sleeping or not sleeping well over the course of a few nights

Oh man I haven't slept in 3 days I'm so leftover tired

by UrbanSith December 20, 2016

tired izzy

Someone who always complains about being tired, even though they never do housework

Her house is such a mess and she always says she's tired, she's such a tired Izzy

by Heejeedeejee August 23, 2023

Tired Obsession

A tired obsession is a phenomenon where a person who is undergoing sleep deprivation will stumble upon a point of interest, and develop either an inexplicable urge to learn more about it, or a feeling of emotional attachment to said point of interest. Under normal circumstances, these bonds will fade away gradually after a good night's sleep/

I thought I had found something interesting, but now that I've slept on it, I think it was just a tired obsession.

by Felipe the Great June 17, 2021

Tire biter

When someone is chewing on a used condom with any amount of cum still inside of it

You just ate a used condom and now your a tire biter

by Bart Allen3212345 May 24, 2018

tired

the enemy to a girl’s sex drive

Cheyenne: Ooh that’s new
John: Ye wanna try it?
Cheyenne: tired *falls asleep*
John: wtf

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 19, 2024

tired asshat

A tired asshat is someone that does the same old thing, the same old clothes, the same way of life when he was trending. And doesn't give a rats ass about the fact that he needs to up his game.

Kevin Federline is such a tired asshat he doesn't realize that that might be the reason why Britney left his ass.

by aromabinger February 9, 2024