Taylor Swift

An untalented singer that people somehow love and enjoy to listen too (bafoons)

Person 1: Hey do you know Taylor Swift?
Person 2: Yeah she sucks ass Kanye better

by YourAverageHater23 October 24, 2023

swift dip

When someone leaves, or "dips" out of a party swiftly and without saying goodbye to anyone. Similar to an Irish goodbye.

"Has anyone seen Mike?" "He's gone, he pulled a swift dip"

by largeorangegiraffe December 29, 2020

pct swiftness

A faggot; a man who sucks big penis; a lambe Pinga; sucks at COD

Bro, you're a Pct swiftness. (Bad connotation.

by Anthothefag November 19, 2016

Phil Swift

Phil Swift is the maddest lad ever....
I mean he sawed a boat in half... did you ever saw a boat in half... I dont think so!

Phil Swift really is the maddest lad ever lol.

by Tarix__ December 12, 2018

Taylor Swift

Mother.

Person 1: Whos mothering?
Me: Taylor Swift ofc!

by KattyKay10 August 16, 2023

Taylor-Swifting

When a woman does not get the man she believes she deserves with unrealistic expectations so she starts hating on every man and tells her friends and all women how terrible men are and warms them of consequences of being with men.

Taylor: "I told you not to go with that Nathan, he will ruin your life, it does not matter how good he is, he is a man and men will be men"
Karen: "really, but he loves me"
Taylor: "They all say they love you initially but then they change, we don't need men, we just need a squad."
Karen: " Ok, but this is sad, I am not doing taylor-swifting anymore, I love my man and everything he is to me."

by KofD December 12, 2019

Taylor Swift fatigue

Describes the mental exhaustion you get when being forced to hear about Taylor Swift in every aspect of life.

After a long day, Joe was trying to enjoy a night of watching his favorite football game but was forced to hear about Taylor Swift every 10 seconds. Consequently, Joe developed a serious case of Taylor Swift fatigue.

by make_orwell_fiction_again February 12, 2024