michael

a man that farts so much that he is categorized as a bio hazard weapon

michael stop we had to shut down power so it doesnt blow up

by jacob billy September 24, 2018

Michael

A short weak sad Pearson who plays fortnite way too much, so much in fact that it’s unhealthy. Also a name to call someone when you are mad at them.

Dear god you’re such a Michael

by KyLyn It August 5, 2018

Michael

One who manages to be heavier than everyone else, despite them having a small/healthier diet than most. This term is frequently used in Southern California.

"He's a vegan."
"It doesn't look like it!"
"Well, thing is, he's a Michael."

"Oh!"

by MemeQueenTM July 17, 2018

Michael

Gay

It's a michael!

by uyfgdd November 12, 2019

Michael

A simp

Man Michael is such a simp.

by PixelGMR March 21, 2020

Michael

Someone who is very weird. Although they have some moments of brilliance almost every time they speak everyone in the room gets dumber. You can also use it as an insult. Michael isn’t the brightest bulb on the Hanukkah tree and he normally acts very dumb. If you need some advice on how to lower your grade, IQ, or social status come to him.

You are dumber than Michael!

by EpicSaxGuy16 October 23, 2019

Michael

Bitch-ass mother-fucker.

God, Michael is such a bitch-ass mother-fucker.

by Bunny3187 January 14, 2019