Ian Bealing is a term used when you have to hold in a laugh/squeal/snigger in an awkward situation such as at work when its deadly quiet or at a funeral and as a result of trying to laugh quietly or not laugh at all you end up pulling the infamous Ian Beale face.
I'm totally Ian Bealing right now
Have you seen Jessye shes Ian Bealing at a joke I told her!
Trying my best not to Ian Beale right now
Have you seen Jessye shes Ian Bealing at a joke I told her!
Trying my best not to Ian Beale right now
by SatansLittleLover69 October 08, 2019
by Hubert le fronz February 07, 2018
An exersion of one's force to generate the same power level of say...a sayian. Will most likely destroy your enemy and ruin their morale.
by Rever 94 February 11, 2011
Usually a boy that play soccer, And has a monster of a cock. Loves Mountain Dew And is also a vape god, and has a best friend named Ian
Where is that Ian Meece kid?
by Dicknocker69 October 25, 2018
A homosexual male. Usually a member of an homosexual coven formed and 'headed' by an arch-homosexual or an 'Ian'.
by Guuiiiillttteeee!! August 11, 2012
Ian awoke fully aware that he had drank way too much the night before because his Pink Ian Sock contained multiple signatures and a short poem.
by The Tailor January 16, 2009
Ian small boat is the kind of vehicle you would wanna buy. It has triple-layered moose cock dipped in not only oil but also smoothie made from mcwendy's fries. It also has its own head to talk sh+t. and we all know with sh+t comes farts, which generates the boat to travel in the speed of 0miles per hour. However, it is made to be operated on land, meaning that if used on water, it just capsizes.
salesman: so u wanna buy the ian small boat?
me:nah*looking at price tag*
salesman: I'm warning u,u will regret this!
me when I get home: ahh crap I just realized that the ian small boat can replace my half broken dustbin that was blown u in 19 by fckin nazis
me:nah*looking at price tag*
salesman: I'm warning u,u will regret this!
me when I get home: ahh crap I just realized that the ian small boat can replace my half broken dustbin that was blown u in 19 by fckin nazis
by yetetetetetetetetetetteeeeeeet May 29, 2019