"Concerns run high that foreign goverments maybe e-creeping the American public through foreign-made consumer electronics whose smart circuitry can listen in on any conversation."
by onysai May 23, 2018
Get the e-creepingmug. A being who FEELS like he/she is already old enough and starts to get creepy in their own way because they found out that life is boring, so they check it out. Coz why not?
1. I'm such an old creep, i need a bang (drink) lololololol
Old creep 1: How many old creeps do we have here?
Soon to be an old creep: I don't really get it but, Y'all an old creep?
OLD CREEP- cool asf in their own creepy way
Old creep 1: How many old creeps do we have here?
Soon to be an old creep: I don't really get it but, Y'all an old creep?
OLD CREEP- cool asf in their own creepy way
by justanoldcreeppassingby November 23, 2021
Get the old creepmug. Fake homeless junkies who stand on the corner of freeway exits in Detroit saying that they're hungry and homeless when reality they all want money to buy dope.
There is the corner creep on 7 Mile again. she just scored another dollar bill from some dumb gullible emphaburb.
by Tiffctinary July 27, 2016
Get the Corner Creepmug. A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.
by Caramirdan October 3, 2016
Get the Creep Rulemug. by Bdhuxjsbwvauisjxbch103 June 16, 2023
Get the Creepmug. A person who creeps on penis. They creep on penis (piece) because they are attracted to penis, whether they are a woman or a man.
They desire the penis.
They desire the penis.
"Haha dude that slut is gagging for some dick, shes such a piece creep"
"That guy couldn't be more gay, what a piece creep"
"That guy couldn't be more gay, what a piece creep"
by RealGHomie October 30, 2012
Get the Piece creepmug. Definition:
A broke, balding, middle-aged man with a superiority complex and zero self-awareness. He’s got a wife he resents, kids he ignores, bills he doesn’t pay — and yet somehow believes 22-year-olds are waiting to DM him first. Lives off others but calls himself "misunderstood." Sends horny texts like he’s auditioning for a sex cult no one asked for. Thinks being horny = having value.
Signature Behaviors:
Slides into DMs with “hey beautiful 😏” like it’s still 2006
Claims to be “deep” while emotionally abusing everyone around him
Uses his wife's EBT card to buy Red Bulls
Gets mad when women don’t flirt back
Believes showering is optional but sex is a right
Known Aliases:
Fernando, Lonnie, Lon, Alfredo, Alfonso, Matt, Alan, Aaron, Reggie
(If he has two Facebook accounts, run.)
Symptoms Include:
Thinking his penis still has a fan base
Calling himself “real” while gaslighting you
Bragging about sex he’s not having
Fearing accountability more than jail
How to Treat:
Block, delete, heal. Then write about it so others don’t fall for it.
A broke, balding, middle-aged man with a superiority complex and zero self-awareness. He’s got a wife he resents, kids he ignores, bills he doesn’t pay — and yet somehow believes 22-year-olds are waiting to DM him first. Lives off others but calls himself "misunderstood." Sends horny texts like he’s auditioning for a sex cult no one asked for. Thinks being horny = having value.
Signature Behaviors:
Slides into DMs with “hey beautiful 😏” like it’s still 2006
Claims to be “deep” while emotionally abusing everyone around him
Uses his wife's EBT card to buy Red Bulls
Gets mad when women don’t flirt back
Believes showering is optional but sex is a right
Known Aliases:
Fernando, Lonnie, Lon, Alfredo, Alfonso, Matt, Alan, Aaron, Reggie
(If he has two Facebook accounts, run.)
Symptoms Include:
Thinking his penis still has a fan base
Calling himself “real” while gaslighting you
Bragging about sex he’s not having
Fearing accountability more than jail
How to Treat:
Block, delete, heal. Then write about it so others don’t fall for it.
“He’s not just a deadbeat — he’s a Creep Creeping Past Expiration.”
“He’s a creep creeping past expiration — too old to be doing this, too pathetic to stop.”
“Creep creeping past expiration — like spoiled milk that thinks it’s still got charm.”
“He’s not aging gracefully — he’s creep-creeping past expiration like an old sandwich someone forgot in the sun.”
“He’s a creep creeping past expiration — too old to be doing this, too pathetic to stop.”
“Creep creeping past expiration — like spoiled milk that thinks it’s still got charm.”
“He’s not aging gracefully — he’s creep-creeping past expiration like an old sandwich someone forgot in the sun.”
by Roxx Farron June 6, 2025
Get the Creep Creeping Past Expirationmug.