Michael

Someone who is very weird. Although they have some moments of brilliance almost every time they speak everyone in the room gets dumber. You can also use it as an insult. Michael isn’t the brightest bulb on the Hanukkah tree and he normally acts very dumb. If you need some advice on how to lower your grade, IQ, or social status come to him.

You are dumber than Michael!

by EpicSaxGuy16 October 23, 2019

Michael

A simp

Man Michael is such a simp.

by PixelGMR March 21, 2020

Michael

Gay

It's a michael!

by uyfgdd November 12, 2019

michael

a man that farts so much that he is categorized as a bio hazard weapon

michael stop we had to shut down power so it doesnt blow up

by jacob billy September 24, 2018

Michael

He is ugly.

He is such a Michael

by AndIOop666 January 3, 2020

Michael

Basically means loser or bitch

You are being such a Michael

by Team name November 30, 2019

Michael

Michael is the guy who sends you hella mixed signals but you fall for him anyways. His brown eyes make you melt when he stares at you. All the girls want him, and hes nice to everyone. Hes really funny and thats part of the reason you fall. Hes addictive and lovable. If you found yourself a Michael, never let him go babe,

girl 1 : "Bro ask michael if he thinks youre hot lol"
girl 2 : "nonono he scares me ! I can't ever tell how he feels about me "

by loveforages04 November 3, 2019