Upstate New York Grass

The best grass. No other part of New York has grass like it. Florida grass is gross in comparison.

Sammy: So you know how Florida grass is horrible? Well, upstate New York grass is so amazing I would just lie down on it and orgasm.

by igrind yeet December 11, 2017

Back when I lived in upstate new york

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Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

by NDcent December 13, 2010