turdy

A person who loves eating shit, talks about his turd randomly in conversations, how he had diarrhea this morning, etc.

No matter what, he would usually bring up this topic of turds in every single possible scenario.

Larry: So as I was saying, I think it's best if we invest on....
Garry: I shat my pants 20 minutes ago after eating tacobell before heading here, and my turd looked like a dildo shoved up my ass, and I was thinking on eating it, so that I can recycle nutrients

Larry: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TURDY

by The_Senor July 12, 2023

Turdy 8

A homemade blend of pee and poo to make a protein shake like consistency weapon to throw on people you hate. Let it sit for two hours then fire away!

I’m about to throw a Turdy 8 on this hoe

by Boobarry March 7, 2025

chicken turdis

A word of ranking how much you hate someone.
Chicken turdis-really nice person

Mama you bought me food so you are a chicken turdis.

by Unknown200511 June 21, 2017

Turdi

codename for a male mate/Boyfriend acting like a rediculously jelous control freak.

You go out with your friends and your boyfriend calls you 15 times within the next 2 minutes. You finally answer the phone and he's freaking out because your not hanging out with him. You hang up because your fed up with his rediculousness and talk to your friends.

You: OMG! Turdi will not leave me the fuck alone!

Boy: Just don't pick up to Turdi!!

....Unfortuantely this is a real life example.

by Ikkinikki420 October 27, 2011

Rip a fat turdy.

To take a large drag from a vape and produce a large vape cloud.

Give me that elf bar I'll rip a fat turdy.

by ElfBar69 June 20, 2022

TURDIS

TURDIS is an acronym for: Totally Useless Restroom Disappearing Into Space.
The public restroom looking like TARDIS appearing in Goat Simulator: Waste Of Space is named TURDIS

TURDIS

Totally Useless Restroom Disappearing Into Space
-goat simulator when turdis is found the first time

by UN|kn|OWN May 29, 2019