tossed salad dressing

a bleaching agent for the anus area.

bitch was licking my asshole until someone turned on the light and exposed my poop resin. "you better put some tossed salad dressing'" on that ass son" she said.

by futga January 30, 2012

Tossed Salad Man

The person who gets his ass eaten out with jelly or syrup by a new prison inmate.

Tossed Salad Man: I prefer syrup!

by hawtmaledotcom October 25, 2008

Salmon Toss Salad

The act of licking a mans asshole with a side of salmon filets or dip. A normal toss salad but with salmon added for flavor.

Guy 1:First I'ma take the salad then I'ma add the salmon then im gonna TOSS IT!!!

Guy 2:(Laughs his ass off)
Guy 1: Have you never had a salmon toss salad?
Guy 2:No I have not.

by Toss Salad Guy December 9, 2012

Tossed salad fingers

When you scratch your butt hole with your fingers and go around shaking peoples hands then afterwards smell them and they smell like shit.

When I got home after the meeting I smelled my fingers and they smelled like tossed salad fingers.

by El coyote September 7, 2019

air tossed salad

When person A covers person B's mouth with their anus and person B blows into person A's anus.

Alvin gave Geeno an air tossed salad when he sat on his face the other day.

by Marlon1234 July 15, 2006

Golden Tossed Salad

When a person is getting their ass hole licked and starts pissing all over their parter and their partner continues to perform anal eating.

"I was licking my girlfriends butt hole and then she just started peeing all over me, i just kept going."
"Dude you just had a golden tossed salad!"

by Booger Blaster May 1, 2010

Tossed Salad With Ranch

When you cum in a girl’s asshole and either you or someone else eats it out.

Aunt Myrtle gave Uncle Jeff a tossed salad with ranch and now his breath smells like truffle butter

by ~]sTrOkEmYcAcTuS[~ November 22, 2018