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Alaskan Thunderstorm

The act of violently shitting on your partner, then using a taser to their testicles during their climax.
“Did you get laid last night?”
“Yes, but she pulled the Alaskan Thunderstorm, and even after an intense shower I still smell like shit .”
by fart+piss+shit+cum=screenshot December 7, 2021
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Ballsack Thunderstorm

When a really large person has a big baby rage.
Holy moly!!! He just let out a ballsack thunderstorm!
by Grayden Hall August 9, 2023
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The Golden Thunderstorm

The time when a girl asks you to pee on her aka(golden shower) and as you pull down your pants to do the deed you continuously fart on her while you're peeing on her. Also known as "The Golden Storm"
I just gave this chick the golden thunderstorm and she loved it.
by alotlikestevie May 11, 2014
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Tim Hortons Thunderstorm

When an American citizen visits a Canadian Tim Hortons and decides to empty last nights gluttoneous Taco Bell special on a random Tim Hortons bathroom and leaving before being noticed. Ie. think of a wolf marking its territory; in a similar nature. Shit is splattered all over the ceiling ground, and the bathroom looks more dilapidated than an abandoned Greyhound Bus Terminal.
Garrett created a Tim Hortons Thunderstorm in a Tim Hortons near Southwestern Ontario. After completing the act, the employees stared up and down to notice large splatters of poop on the commode, streak marks on the toilet paper, and brown poopy water flowing freely from the clogged up toilet. He left quickly akin to a wolf marking its terroitory with great sleuth.
by MexicanMudpie May 23, 2023
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