bisexual undertaker

The cuntertaker, the goat of money in the bank, DAMIAN PRIEST

Person 1: "what does bisexual undertaker even do?"

Person 2: "he serves cunt"

by Bisexualundertaker April 7, 2024

Undertakers' Alley

Due to either convenience or zoning, the section of the suburb where services for the end of life occur in rapid succession leading to an Undertakers' Alley

Me: Boy, this intersection is depressing. Make a right turn, and you're at the hospital, and a left turn goes straight into the cemetery. If things don't work out at the hospital, you can just haul the bodies across the street.

Him: Don't forget the two funeral homes and assisted living centers on this stretch.
Me: It's an Undertakers' Alley.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2020