Taking a meat tenderizer to a flaccid male genitalia in a moment of despair before sex. That way you can Tallahassee tenderize-HER.
by BeatenMeat May 08, 2016
A circle jerk amongst a group of guys, typically done in a jacuzzi, wherein each member helps stroke his brother to the right, forming a chain of sorts.
Tip: placing your left hand on the back of the person to your left will help solidify the chain, making the roundabout more tallahassee
Tip: placing your left hand on the back of the person to your left will help solidify the chain, making the roundabout more tallahassee
“What’re you guys doing tonight?”
“Kevin invited us to his pool, might have a tallahassee roundabout. Wanna come?”
“Kevin invited us to his pool, might have a tallahassee roundabout. Wanna come?”
by slobberpopper5000 August 08, 2023
by Chug CITY August 30, 2017
The act of inserting a toothbrush into a females ass (preferably filled with cum), then dipping said toothbrush in a toilet that has not been flushed and forcing an unsuspecting stranger to use it to brush his/her teeth.
by Uncle Adolf January 30, 2016
When (and this has not been proven to be done yet) a person freezes a piece of shit and then uses it as a dildo.
by ihateleftovers September 20, 2009
While 69ing a girl, with you on top and your girl on the bottom, another girl is on top of you , humping your head and licking your ass
by Samuraijake January 20, 2010
The act of an individual inserting his penis into a donkeys anal cavity, allowing the donkey to shit on his penis while he ejaculates and a mixture of semen and shit slides out.
"I had to take my donkey to the doctor because I mexican Tallahassee'd him all night & his anal cavity won't close."
by 420.blazeit June 17, 2015