stimulated patient

Stimulated patient is an actual profession, where the person who has this as his career acts like a sick person so that medical students can practice their medical bedside manners on him

" what do you do for living?"

"I'm a part time stimulated patient "

by Lazordy February 15, 2021

Stimulitis

The feeling you have once you have received your government stimulus check.

My employees no longer feel the need to show up for work due to stimulitis.

by Jolleyman April 2, 2021

flight stimulator

A computerized mechanical enclosure for training stewardesses on how to give handjobs or perform fellatio on hot-in-da-crotch male passengers during "mile high club" flights.

There is usually no end of eager-stud volunteers to be airline-attendant "instructors" in da flight stimulator!

by QuacksO December 13, 2024

Pansexual (abscess addiction based stimulant)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Pansexual (abscess addiction based stimulant)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025