Slacker

An accolite of the Church of Subgenius. A person who chooses the path of least resistance.

Norm: "Shizzle dude, it's time for work..."
Accolite: "..Tell em I cant go in because my religion forbids it"

by DBob July 8, 2004

Multi-slacking

Engaging in many small activities at once, none of which are productive. Usually, but not always, involving a computer and its applications (iTunes, AIM, YouTube, etc.), can also include watching a movie or TV show, listening to the radio, talking or texting on the phone, or any other ultimately trivial, meaningless activity.

That dude was multi-slacking like mad when he should have been working.

by Christopher K. April 16, 2007

slacker

a nice person to chill with

We kicked it with the slacker from down the street

by Penny December 14, 2002

Slackerias

Pronounced "Slacker-iass" (similar to Zacharias)

One who is slack or lazy in the workplace and spends more time whinging and complaining about having to do work in place of actually working.

Get back to work Slackerias

by Miss Anthrope June 21, 2006

Slacker

Someone who doesn’t do anything they are lazy and unreliable people sometimes

Oh don’t hire him he’s a slacker

by Cattywampus human April 13, 2020

multi-slacker

A person who can slack off on multiple things at once. Not to be confused with a multi-tasking slacker.

Multi-tasking Slacker: I'm watching T.V., playing an MMORPG, eating cheetos, and talking to my friends on the phone instead of doing my English assignment.

Multi-Slacker: I have an English assignment due tomorrow that I haven't started, my laundry's piling up in the bathroom, and the electric company is threatening to cut the power because I haven't mailed the bill for last month.

by Fuze Defines June 22, 2007

Office Slacker

A workmate who spends most of the week on the internet while neglecting actual work, or relying on co-workers to pick up the slack. Often seen rushing around in a frenzy at 4.45pm Friday afternoons in an attempt to get all neglected work done before pub time.

"how can he be so busy at 5 mins to pub time?"

"well he is the office slacker"

by OfficeSlackerest November 30, 2003