Scaramouche

Scaramouche is my husband, my boyfriend, my clarinet to my reed, my pumkin seed, my little bowl, the bow to my violin, the black keys to my white, and my little sugar cutie pie. even though he’s 5’4 or 164cm, he will still be my cutie patootie forever 💖!! i am obsessed, inlove and really really obsessed with him!! i love him very dearly and his past made me cry for days like it was so sadddd… whenever i glance at scaramouche i feel like i’ve met my true love and he gets me so flustered!! i got a scaramouche cat plush, scaramouche cosplay, scaramouche stickers, scaramouches hat, hairstyle and more to show my loove!! i wish he could ykyk to me i am so inlove with him!! 🤭🤭

Person 1: “why do you talk about scaramouche making you obey him and do it eith him 24/7”
Person 2: “because i can”

by that one bitch from dc April 30, 2023

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scaramouched

Getting fired after a few days in a high level job, after publicly blasting one's colleagues as incompetent. Usually preceded by a higher than usual degree of drama in one's life (e.g. getting divorced and becoming a parent).

The Mooch got scaramouched after 10 days on the job.

by jma78 August 3, 2017

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Scaramouche

Scaramouche is a former member of the fatui. His other names: Kabukimono, Kunikuzushi, the Balladeer, and some call him 'Scara'. He's a playable anemo catalyst. His mom is Ei herself. After her sister's - Makoto's death Ei made a puppet to see if she can make one similiar to her. That's how Scara was born. Ei wanted to grant him freedom, so she let him go, but he thought she betrayed him. That's when he found a place among humans. But, Dottore got in the way and killed his closest person at the time. He took it as a second betrayal. Then he found a sick kid - just like him. Abandoned and weak. They promised to never leave each other, but the kid, unlike him, was mortal, and died. Scaramouche then burned the house they were living in and left. Under the belief humanity was brutal, he joined the Fatui and became Dottore's subject, and due to his power and being created by an archon earned himself the position of the 6th fatui harbringer. Then he fought the traveler and Nahida with his robot, but due to their power, he got under Nahida's wing and trust. When he convinced Nahida to let him go into the Irminsul along with Traveler, he erased himself from it. After the they asked around, no one remembered him, expect for the them, since they weren't from Teyvat. After the Traveler found hiss clone in Sumeru he greeted him, but he knew nothing. They took advice from Nahida and retrieved his memory. Then the robot awakened, and Wanderer defeated it, which granted him an anemo vision.

X: Do you know Scaramouche?
Y: Oh, that Genshin character? Yes! I like his backstory. It's really sad, but endearing in a way.

BAD EXAMPLE:
X: AAh, I love Scaramouche, I wish he could f*** me!

by a productive person December 10, 2023

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