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The Reverse Necrophilia
The reverse necrophilia is a sex position (usually woman is on top) in which the woman rides a guy so good, after he blows his nut, he falls into a deep slumber. The woman continues to ride, getting off on the fact he is limp, resembling a dead corpse. The woman can cum multiple times while her partner is asleep. If the man is not asleep the woman can not cum.
Brudduh, Katy made me bust a fat one, I don't remember much after that, I think she did The Reverse Necrophilia on me while I was out cold!
The Reverse Necrophilia by Coolbreezex82x July 13, 2022
Red-Necrophilia
1).An action practiced in the southern United States were a male will dig up a corpse and fornicate with it after lubricating the orifices with a mixture of chew tobacco, moon shine, blood and urine
2). Any act of fornication where the female is either asleep or dead and within 50 feet of a Confederate flag or a pickup truck
3). A mixture of the words Redneck and Necrophilia
2). Any act of fornication where the female is either asleep or dead and within 50 feet of a Confederate flag or a pickup truck
3). A mixture of the words Redneck and Necrophilia
Ex1
Cop 1: Man what is with people in this town, they are screwing dead people every freaking night, its like there all necrophiliacs
Cop 2: You mean Red-Necrophiliacs ?
Cop 1: lol
Ex2
Hick 1: Man doing my sister last night was amazing....she was even awake this time!
Hick 2: Whoa man, you moved past the point of red-Necrophilia, thats getting serous
Cop 1: Man what is with people in this town, they are screwing dead people every freaking night, its like there all necrophiliacs
Cop 2: You mean Red-Necrophiliacs ?
Cop 1: lol
Ex2
Hick 1: Man doing my sister last night was amazing....she was even awake this time!
Hick 2: Whoa man, you moved past the point of red-Necrophilia, thats getting serous
Red-Necrophilia by Little MOnster magnet June 16, 2010
Anilingus-Necrophilia
The act of eating out dead asshole.
Someone who prefers dead asshole(s) above live asshole(s) for it's moisture and texture.
Someone who prefers dead asshole(s) above live asshole(s) for it's moisture and texture.
Connie and Mary at a Club:
Connie: "She's a total bitch,"
Mary: "Ya, I know, I saw her at the cemetery last night, she must be an Anilingus-Necrophiliac."
Connie: "She's a total bitch,"
Mary: "Ya, I know, I saw her at the cemetery last night, she must be an Anilingus-Necrophiliac."
Anilingus-Necrophilia by Sodisgusting January 6, 2012
Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia
Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia is the art of when a Gay man strips into the nude, jumps into a tank of rotting dead gay fish, and starts having sexual intercourse with as many as of them as he (or the Audience) can stand. Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia tends to happen on three day weekends and spring break sessions.
dude. . . . did you check out that link i gave sent you? there was some pretty rad Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia on that site, even with some swordfish involved. . . dude. . . what time is 4:20 break
Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia by the other brain November 4, 2008
Reverse Necrophilia
(noun, concept)
Necrophilia, by itself, is known by all as the act of having secks with a dead person. This is a documented phenomenon and one good example would be Jeffrey Dahmer.
REVERSE NECROPHILIA is the same sort of event, but instead of being initiated by the living human, it is initiated by an animated dead person, or UNDEAD creature.
Reverse Necrophilia is the act of an UNDEAD creature getting it on with a LIVING human - with or without consent (as in the legends of the Succubus/Incubus).
Necrophilia, by itself, is known by all as the act of having secks with a dead person. This is a documented phenomenon and one good example would be Jeffrey Dahmer.
REVERSE NECROPHILIA is the same sort of event, but instead of being initiated by the living human, it is initiated by an animated dead person, or UNDEAD creature.
Reverse Necrophilia is the act of an UNDEAD creature getting it on with a LIVING human - with or without consent (as in the legends of the Succubus/Incubus).
Chris: you're not gonna believe what happened last night at the graveyard.
Alice: no way? Did you manage to contact any spirits?
Chris: lol oh it went way beyond that. I was calling on the spirit of a woman who died recently and next thing I know, she comes bursting out of the ground!
Alice: what?! did she say anything?
Chris: lol yes she crawled out, turned to me and smiled a wicked smile, and said "you! I'm coming tf GET you!" And she jumped and tackled me to the ground!
Alice: omfg! What'd you do?
Chris: let's just say I am now a member of the necrophilia club lol
Alice: what eww lmao
Chris: lol yeah it was reverse necrophilia though, like I didn't ask for this
Alice: lmao ewwww
*Window shatters and a female corpse lands on the ground next to Chris*
Corpse Girl: I'm coming tf GET YOU boy! C'mere!!
Chris: not again!
Alive: lmfao
Alice: no way? Did you manage to contact any spirits?
Chris: lol oh it went way beyond that. I was calling on the spirit of a woman who died recently and next thing I know, she comes bursting out of the ground!
Alice: what?! did she say anything?
Chris: lol yes she crawled out, turned to me and smiled a wicked smile, and said "you! I'm coming tf GET you!" And she jumped and tackled me to the ground!
Alice: omfg! What'd you do?
Chris: let's just say I am now a member of the necrophilia club lol
Alice: what eww lmao
Chris: lol yeah it was reverse necrophilia though, like I didn't ask for this
Alice: lmao ewwww
*Window shatters and a female corpse lands on the ground next to Chris*
Corpse Girl: I'm coming tf GET YOU boy! C'mere!!
Chris: not again!
Alive: lmfao
Reverse Necrophilia by robot.palmtree November 1, 2024
Floral necrophilia
Jimmy: Hey, Uncle Tom, you’ll never guess what I got up to this weekend.
Uncle Tom: Well why Jimmy, I hope it wasn’t floral necrophilia again!
Jimmy: Fuck. Literally
Uncle Tom: Well why Jimmy, I hope it wasn’t floral necrophilia again!
Jimmy: Fuck. Literally
Floral necrophilia by Floral necrophilia April 19, 2025