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National ask out crush day 

june 23, national ask out your crush out day! maybe they’ll even say yes to you, go get em!
hey! it’s national ask out crush day, have you asked your crush out yet, i think he likes you!

National smash ur crush day

On July 8th you get the one opportunity to smash your crush you better make your love fast
Tyrone: Ayo shawty lets go smash it’s july 8th which is National smash ur crush day

National tongue your crush day 

On october 19th you can tongue your crush any time
Yo bro it’s national tongue your crush day

National Kiss Your Crush Day 

You:hey can i kiss you
Crush:why
You:it’s national kiss your crush day
Crush:okay
*kisses*

National fuck your crush day 

The day to fuck your crush. Skip the small talk get straight to fuckin.
“Hey Sarah”
“Yeah?”
“Its november 10th, national fuck your crush day!”
“Oh bet”

National fuck your crush day 

Hey can we fuck?
Uhh why?
Because it’s National fuck your crush day
Wooow that was smooth... sure