L.A. Nightmare

noun. A person or band resembling the stereotype of the typical L.A. Rock Dude: expensively weathered leather jacket (probably purchased for hundreds of dollars), skinny blond girlfriend with breast implants, overly-styled hair, leathery skin caused by tanning bed and possible years of drug use.

"They're just a local band, but they're totally L.A. Nightmare. Get over yourselves."

by (evil)amy December 30, 2008

la-L.A. land

A heady "unicorns and rainbows" state of mind regarding Hollywood's famous neighboring city.

With a dozen major-league teams in da "Eternal Spring" megalopolis, it's easy to drift into la-L.A. land if you're either a huge sports fan or are into athlete-type trading-cards.

by QuacksO December 23, 2024

L.A. corndog

When you take a Xanax and then shove an oxycotton up your ass

Guy one : I did a L.A. corndog today before class and got so zooted the whole day bro it was insane

Guy two: what's that bro

Guy one : an L.A. corndog is when you take Xanax and shove an oxycotton up your ass

by Bamf123 May 29, 2018

L.A. Dick Contest

A shootout between street punks over women, status, or cred.

A few thugs got into an L.A. dick contest in the parking lot at the club in Compton Saturday night.

by panic oasis August 5, 2022

L.A. plans

Social or business plans of any level of specificity (including an event with a set time, day, & location) made in, around, or in the spirit of, the city of Los Angeles wherein one or all parties have no intention of following through.

Let's go to Korean BBQ tomorrow. I made L.A. plans with Katie so I'm basically free all day.

by mirandac May 8, 2024