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Lower Merion High School

A school that spawns So Low wearing, Starbucks drinking, lacrosse playing, blackberry using, facebook addictied, grade worrying, Dave Mattew's Band listening, Platt partying, Shampoo clubbing, Jewish practicing, nice car driving, sex having, weed smoking, mindless alcoholic douche bags that just follow the latest trend and who think they are the celebrities of the world, when in reality, the only people that like them live in the asshole capital of the US, the mainline. And even then, their overly dramatic friends all find ways to hate on each other cause they have nothing better to do.

All the black kids think they are cold, hard gangsters, and all the white kids think they are athletic and suave.

Every one follows the same trends, and noone thinks for themselves.

All kids do on the weekends is drink and then talk about it the following monday like its the first time Julie passed out and the cops came.

People here also go to concerts frequently, but not for the music, just as an excuse to get drunk again.

If you want to hate your life in 4 years or less, I suggest you go to this school.

Typical Attire of a Lower Merion Student

Girl:
Northface jacket
so low pants
uggs

Guy:
sideways college hat
northface jacket
sweatpants
high black nike socks
nike shoes

Typical sayings of a Lower Merion Student

"I guess..."
"Really?"
"I mean..."
Douchebag 1: Yo man, what are you doing this weekend?

Douchebag 2: You know, going up to the Platt, getting wasted and then having sex with five girls, and then I'm going to talk about it Monday in the middle of my Gov class so everyone knows how cool I am, even though I'm an unoriginal asshat who thinks I've pioneered the art of drinking.

Overly Dramatic Slut 1: OMG!!!11one liek i cant believe she would say something like that. What a fucking bitch!! and i cant believe that our english teacher gave us so much work liek, Really?? And i cant believe that johns party got busted!!one1 and how do my so low pants, uggs, and north face jacket look today?

Overly Dramatic Slut 2: I mean, really? I guessssssss. They look great as usual, and yeaaa that was sooo gay I cant wait to get fucked by jonny tonight yayyyy

Guy with a mind of his own: I need to get the fuck out of lower merion high school.
by asdf;lkajsdf;lkjasdf March 27, 2009
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Mental High Five

In order to save muscular movement and energy, a mental high-five may be performed. To successfully complete a mental high-five, one must count from 3 to 1, then tilt ones head forward slightly (like a head bow) and blink at the same time. Mental high-fives can be performed one to one, or one to a group, which can be incredibly handy when one wishes to high-five everyone in a large group. The saved energy from not having to use your arm can then be used for other more important activities, like sleeping, or playing computer games.
"Dude, that was awesome! Mental high five! 3. 2. 1. Go!"
*Nod and blink*
by mysterio32 September 21, 2011
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Mentor high school

Mentor high is we’re kids vape in the bathroom, fight teachers, take lines in the bathroom. Always smoking before during and after school, they steal the locker doors. The seniors love the freshman. One look and the seniors are testing that shit up. And everyone loves saying the n word😃. Bitches suck dick in the bathroom. No one is safe. hide your kids. your family. please .
Caden -“ let’s go spark up in the bathroom

Jack-“ nah bro i’m fuckin that freshman i was telling you bout”

•mentor high school makes racists feel wanted•
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Queens metropolitan high school

A school where a bunch of wiggers say “yo bro lemme hit dat juul”. All the kids smoke loud for clout but they are all juul feens who wear durags. All the retards ask “ why they put toilets in the juul room” and walk around dapping their white boys up. They walk around screaming “bloood” or “stoopid” and throw up gang signs.
queens metropolitan high school kid: lemme hit you’re juul B

Random nigga: nah nigga it’s my last pod

queens metropolitan high school kid: you young bloood please one hit young bloood
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Watkins Memorial High School

The worst fucking school ever. If you go here, you will experience pregnant sluts, pot heads, stuck up bitches, and your football team will suck ass.
Ron: Hey wanna hang out later?

Jim: I can't, I have to go watch my highschools football team loose again for the 69th time in a row, watch a bunch of potheads fight, and watch a bunch of horny slutty bitches have sex behind the bleachers.

Ron: Oh, you must go to Watkins Memorial High School...
by amanda, a former warrior December 16, 2010
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Metea Valley High School

A high school that refuses to create a bass fishing team. Even though all the district 203 schools have bass fishing teams and it is an IHSA sport.
Phil: Hey did you hear that bass fishing is an IHSA sport?

Dave: Yeah, 199 schools in the state have a team!

Phil: Why doesn't Metea Valley High School have a team?

Dave: Because Metea is fucking gay!

Phil: Hell yeah! Metea is gay as fuck!
by bassmaster6969696969 January 27, 2013
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Metea Valley High School

Metea Valley High School is a place where most hate to be. There are deffinetly some cool teachers, but the rules make no sense.
RULES THAT DO NOT MAKE SENSE

Dean: "You're not allowed to play hackey sack during lunch!"

Student: "But why not?"

Dean: "Because we have problems with kids smoking and drinking in the bathrooms"

Student: "?"

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WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS (dont pay attention to the other deffinition's examples, this happens so much there is a facebook page for it)

Student not going to Metea: "What school do you go to?"

Student going to Metea: "Metea :("

Student not going to Metea: "aww that sucks"

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MORE RULES THAT DO NOT MAKE SENSE

(Student is lightly tapping on the locker bank with his hands, making a "drum beat")

Dean: "HEY! You may NOT tap on the locker bank!"

Kid: "Why?"

Dean: "Because you're going to break it!"

Kid: -_-

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Metea Valley High School at its finest
by jimmy67483 August 24, 2011
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