Harden Garden

The process pleasuring yourself with a garden variety salad and adding you own special sauce

I went to the salad bar to give myself the old Harden Garden

by Thatoneubergæguy December 14, 2019

michael harden

A guy who knows how to treat a girl name kaylin right who is a perfect guy who makes a girl happy all the time he is a pefect boy he is an nice guy to kaylin thats why Kaylin loves him as a friend.

Michael harden is a great friend

by Mioni coe January 10, 2018

Fart hardened turd

When you have gas all night and go to shit and it comes out like Captain Caveman's club.

Man that fart hardened turd hurt coming out.

by Darckcloud August 17, 2017

Hardened Gay

It's what you call a homosexual who is so repressed that cannot express his feminine side because of fear of getting bullied.

Therefore he's not flamboyant or express any of the typical gay behaviors.

Joe: Hey dude, have you seen that Gay Streamer who doesn't look like a faggot?

Bob: Yeah, he's a Hardened Gay, no one is picking a fight against him.

by SsusS April 24, 2024