Gort n' Gop

When you sever the left big toe and the right pinky toe of a individual who you strongly dislike, and surgically reattaching them to the opposite side. Also a dish best served with a chocolate drizzle.

Becky is so rude! I'm gonna give her the ole gort n' gop.
I'm hungry, I think I want a gort n' gop

by sodagutshat May 1, 2024

Gort

The area on a circumcised penis between the head and shaft under the remaining foreskin.

My gort is so sensitive after gooning for hours.

by Sammy1230 August 26, 2024

Gort

A Capybara.

"hey hows Gort doing?"
"pretty good"

by Ducklat September 25, 2022

Gorted

Dumb fantage language won't let anyone say kicked without looking like an ass so I have decided that "gorted" will serve the words purpose instead.

She gorted us out! awesome

by shuger May 30, 2018