on the fritz

the act of being crazy high

“ guys I’m on the fuckin fritz right now”

“yoo how much did you smoke? you were on the fritz last night”

by Cpbartwtylt13 February 15, 2018

Fritz

A teacher who you would fisrt think is an okay teacher at the beggining of the school year.. then two days later, OMG what a fucking fat ass old blonde fag!!! Fritz's are often found... well, nowhere! the are just so undesirable!

Laura: OMG! i dont want to go to class!!! i hate fritz!

Candace: OH! did't you hear! She was the last fritz on earth and went instinct last night!

Laura: WICKED BITCH!

candace: She was replaced with a hot exotic male nurse, and is going to practice CPR with the class to celabrate the good news of the END OF ALL FRITZ!!

by CANURA March 12, 2009

Fritz it

To premature ejaculate. Is more appropriate if the cause of said ejaculation is mind destroyingly ugly.

"Hmm, don't be alarmed, but I think I'm about to Fritz it in my calvins."

by Anonymous February 9, 2003

Fritz, (the)

noun 1) someone of the homosexual lifestyle; 2) Harry Ryan; 3) One who enjoys male anal sex

The Fritz walked into the store

by Saze and Des February 20, 2005

papa fritz

some one thats a father figure,one that treats you as an adoptive son.an older person with long hair and a beard that does good things for others. santa clause jerry garcia jesus christ

papa fritz bailed me out, no questions asked. i was going to join a gang, then papa fritz talked me out of it.

by blessed with love April 11, 2011

schnitzer fritzed

(adj.)To be extremely intoxicated.

"I ate two hits of acid and have been drinking all night, I'm pretty schnitzer fritzed. "

by Cassaniti April 20, 2018

Fritz the Cat

A mother-fucking badass.

Fritz the Cat is a mother-fucking badass.

by Elizabeth Bliss August 15, 2011