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premature elocution

Refers to a keyboarding-slip whereby you inadvertently "catch" da "Enter" key wif da right side of your thick clumsy finger when hitting da "quote/apostrophe" key while composing an instant-message to someone, causing said incomplete/unedited message to get sent to him before you were ready.
I love these new rubbery finger-cots dat reduce impact-fatigue/soreness of my fingertips while keyboarding and give me better "traction" on the keys, but da boots' sticky spongy surfaces cause me to perform a lot more premature elocutions than if I was just typing wif my bare leathery-dry fingers.
by QuacksO May 20, 2019
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master eloc

The grand master of all in Autobell. Rules over autobell with a stern hand. Master eloc rules all they just don’t know it yet.
Also another term for literally breaking a bitches back during back shots
Damn dude I really just master eloc’d this bitch
by Babysasquatch18 December 31, 2022
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dirty eloy

when u do anal and poo comes squirtin out
oh you hear teagan got a dirty eloy
by raiderkae May 1, 2024
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